Favorite Quotes

These are the beginnings to the list of favorite quotes that
will be collected over my time being here in Haiti:

·        
Ben, “You’re a girl that requires 100%
communication.” Me, “Yes, I am!”

·        
 Nameless
staff A, “Hey, last night I woke up from a deep sleep and had to run to get to
the bathroom…It was almost bad” Nameless staff B, “”Yeah? Well,
last night I didn’t wake up…”

·        
“Did u
help the girls with the mouse?”-Teri “no,he went to the country,it is
a missionary”-Geftay(translator) “the mouse is Christian?”-T
“yes, u spoke to it didnt u,u speak to volunteers”-G “no, God
has not allowed me to speak to mice yet. What is the mouse going to tell
people?” -T “that we have to love everyone in the world even if they do not like us.”-G.

·        
Me, “So when does the yellow medicine kick in?”
Nameless staff, “the day after you crap yourself in the middle of the night”

·        
Lanny: “You have the Keys! God has given them to
you!”

·        
While driving down the street in the back of the
truck full of people, one of our translators lost his footing and bumped into a
pastor, to which he said, “OH MY GOSH, Ess cuuss me” in a very high pitched
voice.

·        
During debrief we ask one of our high schoolers
last week where they had seen Jesus, everyone had shared except one, when he
was pin-pointed he shared “I didn’t see Jesus today”…reasoning He had been
throwing up most of the day!  

I am sure there are much more to come… in fact I am sure
that some of you guys could totally burn me!