Basic Rule #1-Every six feet needs a pothole.

Basic Rule #2-Each pothole should be at least 2 feet wide
and filled with water.

Basic Rule #3-He who has the right of way is he who thinks
of it first.

Basic Rule #4-It's okay for vehicles to touch, mostly
mirrors.

Basic Rule #5-All streets are two ways, No sides, No lanes.

Basic Rule #6-Learn to win at chicken, you will play it
every 12 seconds.

Basic Rule #7-Drive as fast as you can. Stop as fast as you can.

Basic Rule #8-The only place you can break down is in the
middle of the street.

Basic Rule #9-Do not wait. Pull out directly into traffic.

Basic Rule #10-Only honk your horn if someone is in your
path, never slow down.

Basic Rule #11-If you have 5 seats, you can seat 12. If you can seat 12 add 12 more.

Basic Rule #12-You must cover 90% of your window with ads/décor.

Basic Rule #13-Fender benders-not a problem.

Basic Rule #14-If you car does not emit black smoke it does
not belong on the road.

Basic Rule #15-He with the biggest vehicle and the loudest
horn, wins!

Basic Rule #16--- discard rules 1-15 and drive as you wish